USAball Ultra-Plushie

$14.95

'Murica! FUCK YEAH!

Currently the undisputed #1 Superpower in the world, and the creator of some of the most important modern-day inventions, including powered flight, nuclear fission and the Internet, USAball is currently the center of the modern world, leading new technological developments, distributing culture and media via Hollywood, acting as the world's police and providing the global foundation for everyone's currency & financial systems via the USD. You're welcome world!

Despite his extraordinary achievements, charitable contributions to other countryballs and incredible military power however, he is often portrayed by the rest of the world as being unintelligent, exceptionally arrogant and lazy. Other countryballs say this is because he is so obsessed with how awesome he is, he doesn't bother to properly understand other countries and their complex geopolitical issues before diving in headlong with his own solution, freedom & guns blazing. 

USAball just thinks they're all jealous, but the recent financial recession on Wall st, increasing obesity rate, rising education costs vs falling educational standards, political corruption, thirst for oil, cover ups and strong-arming of other countries hasn't exactly helped to change everyone's opinion of him yet.

USAball used to be UKball's most rebellious son, and even today this is reflected in his fiercely independent and individualistic attitude, symbolized by his cool shades. If you mess with America and his freedoms (or his oil supply), you're screwed.

USAball loves Freedom, Oil, Mcdonalds and Sports! (Real sports, like baseball and football, not that sissy euro-soccer crap)

A mixture of almost every other culture in the world, USAball is sometimes mocked for having no class and distorting the "purity" of other culture's foods with ketchup, cheese & pickles. USAball is friends with virtually everyone, but his best friends are Canadaball, Franceball, UKball & Australiaball. Mexicoball is a persistent thorn in his side, always trying to enter his clay illegally, but good for cheap labour & Tequila. Don't even get him started on the Middle East.

Overall, USAball certainly has his strengths & weaknesses, but is generally a pretty confident, cool guy who tries hard and just wants to be accepted by the rest of the world (and is probably much smarter than the other countries may want to admit)

If you're a fan of the USA, show your love, do yourself a favor and grab a USAball today!

 

What are Countryball Plushies?

Not just an ordinary Plushie, this is your chance to become the proud owner of an Ultra Plush Countryball!

Join the hundreds of thousands of fans around the world and proudly share your national identity with friends & family

 

WE SHIP WORLDWIDE! (*Duty Taxes may apply in Europe)

 

- Made of Ultra-Plush fabric

- Hand-Embroidered features

- 18cm Diameter (7" in the colonies)

- Reinforced Stitching

- Squishy!

 

Love to Travel? Have you visited other countries? Always remember your favourite places and cultures with a Countryball Plushie!

Decorate your Home, Room or Office, you can even give them to a loved one overseas so they don’t forget their homeland!

 

Collect them all! New Countryballs are being released each month. Purchase three or more Countryballs in one order and receive a 25% discount off the entire amount!

Choose 10 or more and get a 30% discount!

 

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If you're not thrilled with your Countryball purchase, just send us a message and we'll be more than happy to exchange them for any other Countryball!

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USAball Ultra-Plushie Photo
USAball Ultra-Plushie Photo

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